I can recite the entire script of the 2005 Pride & Prejudice movie (starring Keira Knightley & Matthew Macfadyen) by heart. I consider this a skill. And!!!! I can answer if the shades of Pemberley are thus polluted.

I was in a band. We played one gig then broke up. Our set list had Clocks by Coldplay and Screamo.

I host a mean themed-dinner party. Favorite themes:

A Hallmark Christmas

Bitch Don’t Kill My Chive

In 2015, I Read an article that the coral reefs are dying, so I went scuba diving in the Great Barrier Reef and the Coral Reef near Belize to see them. Just like any normal person would do.

I live in the burbs of Chicago with my husband, Pat, and our alarmingly cute doggie, Fitz.